The Frenchman marked his territory on Saturday by losing to Manchester United and taking a shit on the floor.
But despite the criticism Wenger explained that he intends to invite other degenerate losers to live with him and share in the glory of not achieving anything.
He said: “If I won a major trophy then I would be judged the same way other top managers are.
“Instead, I work in an office with no furniture, dedicating my life to buying players who are the footballing equivalent of dwarfs who believe in Santa.
“I want anyone who has ever dreamed of slowly embarrassing themselves to drag up and join me for a silent disco in the club’s steam room.”
He added: “I built this stadium and plan to die here like a lonely pensioner who has soaked into the fabric of their shit-hole apartment.”
Legendary Gunners captain Tony Adams has slammed Wenger and insisted that Arsenal will soon become a footballing irrelevance or even worse like rivals Spurs.
He said: “The nightmare scenario would be to become like Tottenham – whose successful days only exist in the minds of elderly fans who no one has any respect for.
“Arsene needs to go I’m afraid and if he refuses to leave, the board should have a serious think about hiring someone to volley him in the face.”