The Manchester United danger man is renowned for his complete lack of morals and his disdain for law and order.
A source close to the player revealed that Young was allegedly involved in the murder of randy royal, Diana Princess of Wales
The source said: “Ashley has been at the centre of many international crimes. He was actually scheduled to fly one of the planes into the World Trade Centre, but had to back out due to scheduling conflicts.
“He also expressed an interest in working for News International, when he found out they were scum of the fucking Earth.”
United manager David Moyes has refused to criticise Young, simply because he is not a strong enough person to do so.
Moyes admitted that he cries every night while masturbating to The Proclaimers.
He said: “The only time life seems to make sense, is when I’m playing five against one while The Proclaimers are on repeat.
“That’s when I’m in charge and no one can tell me what to do.”