The Portuguese imposter has spent over £100-million on players who couldn’t score at a closing down sale in a knocking shop.
A source within Spurs revealed that AVB often phones home to his mummy, who also knows nothing about football.
The source said: “Andre is basically a glorified accountant who got lucky.
“When journalists criticise him, he pisses his pants like a giant baby with facial hair.”
Asked why Villas-Boas does not play striker Jermaine Defoe, when his team are clearly lacking goals, he responded: “Defoe isn’t foreign enough for AVB.
“Andre likes players who are continental, expensive and overrated just like him.”