The 41-year-old boss delivered the scathing assessment of his title rivals after administering a proverbial kick to City’s title testicles.
He said: “We honestly believe that Chelsea and City are involved in the dark arts.
“They are Darth Vader to our Luke Skywalker, as we were big in the 80s but haven’t done much since.”
Amazingly, Rodgers then produced a loaded hand gun and used it to emphasise points during the rest of his press conference.
He added: “I have never in my life known a more honest bunch of people than this squad of players.
“Take Luis Suarez for instance, he once killed a young man for no reason, ripped his face off and pretended to be him for a day, before armed police wrestled him to the ground. Now how many players take the time to do that when they visit the children’s hospital?”