The Liverpool manager, who is famed for not being quite good enough at his job, made the revelations while talking to himself in the mirror.
He said: “I love the Chuckle Brothers and want to be them when I’m older.”
Of course, despite being a fairly ridiculous human being, this omission will come as a shock to Liverpool fans around the world.
The Merseyside outfit had hoped that the former Swansea boss would oversee a project that would hold the club back for years.
But Liverpool have released a statement, reaffirming the manager’s commitment to the five-time Champions of Europe.
“We admire Brendan’s passion for not competing with other top clubs. The Chuckle Brothers revelation simply re-inforces the fact that we won’t win anything under his stewardship.”
A source close to the children’s comedy duo Barry and Paul Chuckle confirmed that they have been monitoring Rodger’s progress for sometime.
“When somebody this incompetent comes along, of course the brothers take notice. They are always wary of new competition.”