The youngster had been training with Manchester United, but has now ditched any footballing aspirations and will instead drag up and sing crap pop songs.
Father David insisted he is proud of his son’s alternative ambitions.
He said: “Obviously we would have liked him to play for United. But I suppose being a Spice Girl is the next best thing.
“Now that he has made his decision, lots of sinister pop managers have taken an interest in him. It’s all really exciting.”
Brooklyn will now be coached by Geri Halliwell, aka slutty Spice, who will teach him how to be an annoying attention whore, who contributes nothing to popular culture.
In between long rambling monologues about herself, Halliwell confirmed she is excited about taking Brooklyn Beckham under her wing.
She said: “At the end of the day, Girl Power was never just about girls or even power – it is also open to boys and people who want to be submissive, at the end of the day.”