Broadcasting bruisers Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville have reportedly fallen in love.
A source close to the Sky Sports duo confirmed they are ready to leave their young families and settle down together.
“In front of the cameras Gary and Jamie are always arguing about United and Liverpool. But behind closed doors it’s a completely different story.
“Immediately after they ‘argue’ on air, they collide in a fuck tornado that can sometimes last an entire ad break.”
A spokesperson for Sky revealed they are happy with this awkward turn of events.
“BSKYB have no intentions of firing Carragher and Neville from their roles as football analysts.
“Even though Jamie is wooden and has all the insight of a drunken block of cheddar, and Gary sounds like a fat little girl, they will remain here for the rest of the season.”