Verbose irrelevance Clarke Carlisle has revealed he lives in a house with no furniture with only his failed dreams to keep him company.
The PFA windbag has cynically used the Anton Ferdinand race row, to promote a book which no one cares about.
But despite having the ability and charisma of a dead insect, deluded Carlisle insists he is completely unaware of how inconsequential he is within football.
He said: “I think the fact that I am not good at my own profession makes me distinctive from other players.
“Because I failed at the only thing I was ever good at, I think I have the right to question the morals of truly successful people.”
A source close to the former Burnley incompetent confirmed they have no idea who he is.
“Even though I have never met him before I can say quite honestly that I have no respect for who he is.”