The Spurs chairman, who has just ruthlessly sacked yet another manager, insists the obese dictator’s style and complete disdain for all humanity is something to be admired rather than deplored.
He said: “Kim is an amazing guy – the fact that he uses his power to kill and let poor people die is simply fantastic. That makes him a true original in my eyes.”
Asked if his relationship with Kim is platonic, Levy responded: “Of course it is. We have never went further than hand holding accompanied by long bouts of eye contact.”
A source close to Jong-Un admitted that he has been taught to execute anyone who gets in his way.
The source said: “Everyone who works for Kim is scared to pass him in the hallway, because rather than make awkward conversation he will take out a gun and shoot you in the face, which generally results in a fatality.
“Although most North Koreans live a worthless existence anyway , so the Dear Leader thinks by shooting them at point blank range, he is giving them some much needed excitement. He generally lays on top of the male corpses and humps them until he is satisfied…it’s a great work environment.”