The Miami club are destined to become the laughing stock of a league which no one cares about.
He said: “Most Americans can’t even correctly identify themselves in a mirror, and are genetically incapable of taking on new information.
“And that’s what excites me about this project, we know it’s going to fail. There is a certain romance about that. It’s the exact same feeling I had on my wedding day.”
A source close to Beckham has indicated that the star feels settled in the US, where he is surrounded by people as ignorant and stupid as himself.
The source said: “In America, David is actually considered intelligent. Most Americans don’t understand the concept of conversation, so when they hear Beckham’s accent, they think he is the Queen of England.
“David loves fielding easy questions like ‘Do you know Prince William?’, or ‘What’s a world map?’.
“It’s great how most Americans are lied to their whole lives, made to blindly follow a made up religion and then die without ever seeing the world. That’s the kind of country David wants to be part of.”