Aside from earning millions and saying nothing of interest, the former midfielder is widely considered to be a joke human being who achieved very little in the game.
Beckham’s representatives quickly responded to the news, by saying:
“We feel that, considering his ridiculous haircuts, coupled with the fact that he married someone with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, make him slightly memorable.”
The delegation, chaired by the head of Nike and other companies that failed to secure his services, agreed that no serious football manager would ever want the glorified manikin dummy in their side.
“In our opinion, David Beckham is little more than a man who has great hair and a silly voice.
“Also, we believe he is the sporting equivalent of The Partridge Family.”
Unfortunately, Beckham was unable comment as he is busy working with a charity that helps young people realise that being good looking is the most important part of life.