Manchester United manager David Moyes has launched a ridiculous transfer bid for the newly born Royal Baby.
On hearing the sex of the future king, the hapless boss immediately contacted Windsor House over the potential signing of the infant.
A source within the club confirmed this latest incident is another indication that Moyes is an incompetent fool, who should contact an assisted suicide organisation as soon as possible.
“The manager has never dealt with such a big transfer budget before.
“He has spent the last month watching the news, and bidding for every player that comes on the screen, while a nurse methodically milks his prostate.
“When he saw all the royal baby coverage, he immediately picked up the phone and started making an embarrassing series of phone calls which will probably result in the end of his career and his life in general.”