Not only did the dithering wino assert that the world was flat but also that Ryan Giggs was a model parent and husband.
Ferguson has since apologised for being a lying cunt.
He said: “Like most habitual liars I have a mild form of bipolar disorder which contributes to my deeply unpleasant personality.
“And while most of the book is completely untrue, it is still more accurate than most works of fiction…which are of course just made up stories….(turns to person beside him)….how the fuck do people get away with that anyway?”
A Manchester United spokesman tried in vain to clean up the pile of libelous excrement that the Ferguson biography has created.
He said: “Alex didn’t realise that people would check if his wild statements about the invention of the armchair or his contribution to the decimalisation of UK currency would ever be checked.
“The guy has lived in a peculiar world, where men are encouraged to shower together and flatulence is seen as a mark of inherent beauty and majesty – his words not mine.”