The oil rich country, which is twinned with Mars, became the 2022 hosts despite having no footballing history and a Muslim culture which makes North Korea look like a fucking glow in the dark disco.
FIFA President Sepp Blatter confirmed the sporting body has no moral compass.
He said: “If they are not paying their workers, then that means more money for rich people- which is fantastic. As long as no one gets hurt working in the squalid and dangerous conditions, then I think it’s a great idea.”
He added: “Someone asked me if we would have given the World Cup to Nazi Germany- my answer was – of course! They had a lot of money back then.”
A Qatar spokesman (spokeswomen automatically have their heads kicked in) revealed that only the very lazy slave workers die from exhaustion.
He said: “Muslim countries have very strict rules, and we adhere to them when it suits us.
“We don’t know the meaning of the word hypocrisy, because we live in a society which is structured so heavily in our favour.
“FIFA have been very supportive of us, even though any women or gay people who come to support their respective teams will be treated like filth because our religion, which was devised thousands of years ago, tells us to.”