A source within the delinquent club confirmed the monument will be a replacement for the recent Michael Jackson monstrosity.
The source said: “The club haven’t consulted the fans or watched the news. They have simply looked at what has been trending on Twitter over the last year and read the first line of Savile’s Wikipedia page.”
This worrying addition to Craven Cottage has fueled rumours that new owner Shahid Khan is about to appear nude in Play Dude.
A Fulham spokesman has vehemently denied such reports, although he did confirm that Khan is proud of his penis, which he calls Richard and the twins.
He said: “The Savile statue and the Play Dude rumour are in no way connected. The owner is serious about the club, and the fact that he is on first name terms with his own piss pump, does not mean he is about to go flaunting it in some glossy magazine.”