Gareth Bale’s body is set to be sold off in sections as interest in him continues to grow.
The Welsh star is coveted by Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and PSG but cannot make his mind up about where to go.
In a groundbreaking move, Tottenham Hostspur, have offered each club the option to sign his arms, legs, head, feet or kidneys.
With money no option to any of the interested suitors, there is sure to be a fierce bidding war which could see the unique situation of Bale’s feet playing their trade in Spain, while his kidneys work their magic in Germany.
The news is a blow to Spurs gaffer Andre Villas-Boas who was desperate to keep hold of the talismanic wide-man’s left buttock.
But it now seems money talks and Bale will be scattered throughout Europe like a single currency next season.