According to Hoddle’s made-up belief system, disabled people have been punished by a vengeful God, who is evidently a giant dickhead living in the sky.
The former England manager also insisted that the Lord of the Rings book series is actually a stunning work of non-fiction.
He said: “Religious people represent everything which is wrong with the human race and that’s something I am deeply proud of. I love wasting my life following something that is totally meaningless.
“Jesus was a man who was incapable of prejudice. Yet, most Christians totally ignore that, and concentrate on stuff written in the old testament, which is a bit like a BNP manifesto but with some seriously impressive facial hair.
“If Wayne is offended by what I said, I am happy to prove my theory…even though I can’t because it is based on a lot of nonsense that my parents believed and that’s why I belief it now. And you can quote me on that.”