Manager Hodgson is desperately hoping for an easy World Cup group to ease his shit team’s passage into the knock out stages.
However, in a statement released today, God himself (aka the Christian one related to Santa) confirmed he has placed a sizeable wager against England.
He said: “One of my favourite parts of any major tournament is watching England being taken apart like a drug addict at airport customs.
“They couldn’t win the World Cup if it was contested in a retirement community consisting mostly of hobbits and people who like wagon wheel biscuits.”
He added: “I would like to also confirm that I love heroin. I think it’s fucking dandy.”
A spokesman for morally ambiguous bookmakers Paddy Power, revealed Jesus’ Dad, who is also Jesus, placed a bet last week.
“We can confirm that God does exist and that he couldn’t give a fuck about Hodgson’s England.
“He has wagered that they get fuck pumped out at the group stages without even scoring a goal.”