Taylor, who infamously failed to win a single game whilst manager of the national side, telephoned Hodgson while standing in front of him.
The former Watford gaffer, who can whistle Take That songs out his bum hole, confirmed his advice was rejected flat out.
He said: “Roy didn’t know who I was and had me removed from the training ground. He is his own man and you’ve got to respect that.
“I spent the rest of the day bent over with my bare arse pressed up against the fence whistling Relight My Fire, featuring Lulu.”
A source close to the Football Association confirmed that they would have shot Taylor if it was legal to do so.
“We would have shot him in the face and then pissed on his corpse.”