The explosive revelation is part of the QPR gaffer’s upcoming autobiography, which also documents his lost weekend, where he believed he was Pakistani women’s rights activist Malala Yousafzai.
Deluded Redknapp confirmed, that even though he cannot read or write, he is not a twitchy moron.
He said: “I love horses, so when I met my wife at the race track, I thought she was an Irish jockey who had the skills and experience to make me a lot of money.
“As for the Malala episode. When I saw this poor girl on the news, who had been shot in the head, it must have triggered an old injury of mine.
“I spent the next three days dressed like a little Pakistani girl, talking a lot of shit about civil rights and injustice. I learned absolutely nothing from the experience and couldn’t give a fuck about her and what she stands for.”