The poorly body part, named Neil Redknapp, plans to spill the beans on the former QPR boss including revelations that Harry used attend nude horse racing events where the jockeys ride bareback while singing Bruce Springsteen songs.
In an exclusive interview with EPL Wire, Neil confirmed the truth about his injury – and the tangled web of lies concocted by loveable cockney fuck nut Harry.
He said: “I have always had a good stable relationship with the gaffer, but after he used me to smooth his exit from QPR, the gloves are now off.
“Rangers owner Tony Fernandes kicked Harry in his arse hoop and fired him – that’s where this injury has come from.
“I’ve always felt that he was holding me back. After the surgery is done, I am going to get my own place and maybe do my coaching badges.”
The book also accused Rio Ferdinand of sabotaging Redknapp’s position at QPR and branded the wonky mouthed defender the Alexis Carrington of English football.
Neil said that despite not being able to read or write, Ferdinand is the most cunning disabled person he has ever met.
“Rio is someone who every injured person on the planet should admire – the guy can barely speak his own language but hasn’t let that stop him being an arsehole.”