The former Coronation Street actress, who is known for her pouting and egocentric behaviour, reportedly fell for the United legend following the media blitz surrounding his autobiography.
A source close to the brain dead barbie doll revealed that she intends to shag her way to the top.
The source said: “Helen is determined to use her blonde hair and massive knockers to get what she wants.
“Helen is the classic example of a good looking girl who was a bully in school, but didn’t have the intelligence or self awareness to realise that she was destroying people’s lives.
“After Sir Alex’s book got so much media attention, Helen putt her lipstick on and decided that she was going to ride Fergie like a camel through the Sahara- because Camels are old….. and the Sahara is the driest place on Earth.”
This is not the first time the professional WAG has fucked above her station. During the Olympics she blew the GB cycling team and wrestled with Paralympic swimmers while they were on the ground helpless.
However, a spokesman for MI6, revealed that Flanagan’s unique skill set could be used for good (which in intelligence speak means luring foreign people to their deaths).
He said: “While people may not like her methods, the fact is no matter how stupid and annoying she is, men still want to fuck her brains out.
“That’s quite a talent, and something that we could use in the fight against foreign people who live in countries with oil, but don’t know what to do with it.”