Owner Assam Allam, who looks like a dementia ridden sauna enthusiast, hopes the name Hull Tigers will enhance the club’s image, which has been likened to a burn victim’s Facebook profile.
In an exclusive interview with the back of EPL Wire’s head, Allam insisted he couldn’t give a fuck about the club’s fans.
He said: “I will admit that I don’t like anything about Hull , the club, the city or the stinking people who inhabit it.
“However, I am a massive weirdo with lots of money – so I decided to buy the club and rip it apart like a big loaf of unsliced Bible bread.”
A spokesperson for Generalizo – a made up organisation which gauges the opinions of the filthy uneducated masses – confirmed that no one outside of Hull gives a shit about the club.
“It doesn’t matter what animal they name themselves after, they will always be the footballing equivalent of a jobby in an envelope.”