The City keeper, who has to be spoon fed because he is unable to hold cutlery, is statistically the worst player in the history of football.
A source close to the England goalie revealed he has been advised to take his own life.
The source said: “The club have told Joe that he isn’t wanted and that maybe a trip to an assisted suicide organisation would be the best option.
“Unfortunately, Joe could fuck up a bowl of cereal, and therefore is unable to organise a trip outside of Manchester.
“Considering no one is speaking to him, he might as well be dead. The guy’s a fucking loser.”
A City spokesman confirmed that comedy fuck head Karl Pilkington is filling in as City’s reserve keeper, in Hart’s absence.
He said: “The club thought it was best to employ an incompetent attention whore, until a new replacement is found.
“No matter how shit this guy Pilkington is, he can’t be any worse than that pile of stinking shite, who has just left.”