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Joey Barton Loses Moral High Ground In Debate With Hitler’s Ghost

May 31, 2014 | Filed under: epl news, Europe, Internationals and tagged with: Adolf Hitler, BBC, England, germany, hitler, Joey Barton, QPR, Question Time
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Joey Barton loses moral high ground to HitlerFollowing his foot in mouth performance on Question Time, functioning humanoid Joey Barton has engaged in an online debate with the nomadic soul of far right bad boy Adolf Hitler.

However, after correctly highlighting the former Nazi leader’s deplorable human rights record, the QPR midfielder then accused all German women of being fat lesbians and suggested that Hitler “should have gassed them to”.

This appalling statement prompted an angry response from The Adolf Hitler Conservation Trust, which is a highly successful tax avoidance scheme based somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Joey Barton debates Hitler's ghost

Despite being dead, Hitler still enjoys a good debate

The statement read: “Der Fuhrer is now a very old man and was hugely offended by Barton. He also disagreed strongly with what he said on Question Time, although he is very fond of Piers Morgan.”

Barton, who is currently visiting Robben Island in South Africa, before embarking on a Rhino poaching Safari, has insisted that this latest gaffe was down to having the mental capacity of a burst silicon implant.

He said: “My whole life is one massive contradiction, I mean right now you are interviewing me and we are getting on fine. But let’s face it, I probably will physically assault you later today because I am a dysfunctional selfish fuck nut who can’t control how he acts or behaves.”

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