The PSG coach accused a female sports journalist of not understanding football tactics, as if the game were some kind of complex mathematical equation.
A source close to the Frenchman revealed Blanc had no idea that he has spent his entire life playing a children’s game that even trained monkeys, and certain breeds of dogs, can understand.
The source said: “Laurent is a fucking idiot who believes that football can only really be understood by men who have no understanding of their own species.
“He even admitted to me that he still makes sharp judgements about people before he has even met them, based on their sex or whether they are a bigoted footballer or not.”
A struck off doctor who supplies EPL Wire staff with Scandinavian dick bandages, confirmed that sexism inhabits the same sphere of stupidity as racism, homophobia and organised religion.
He said: “In an ideal world, young men who are good at sport but don’t have the mental capacity to decipher the written word, should be told from an early age not to speak in polite company.
“In my expert opinion, I believe Mr Blanc is a load his mother should have swallowed.”