Saintly Mackay has admitted that he can’t wait to get sacked and buy a bigger house outside of “shit hole” Cardiff.
He said: “I won’t lie, I can’t wait to win the sack lottery.
“First thing I’ll do is start drinking in the mornings, simply because I’ll be rich and unemployed…right now I can’t think of two better words on this fucking planet.”
Cardiff owner Vincent Tan has denied rumours he is about to appoint his cousin Ken Li Tan as Mackay’s replacement.
He said: “The speculation about my cousin Ken is totally unfounded.
“Yes he has quit his job as manager of a Malaysian biscuit factory and is moving to Cardiff to train, coach and ‘manage’ the team, but he will not be the manager.”
Asked if he was taking any medication, Tan responded: “Yes, every half hour I place one jumbo sized suppository into my rear and then run backwards into the wall, slamming the goodness inside of me….then….it’s nap time.”