Mario Balotelli has angered his fellow AC Milan players by turning up to pre-season training with a great white shark.
The madcap Italian told stunned teammates by announcing that he won it at a travelling circus.
Milan chiefs are now set to hold an emergency summit to discuss the maverick delinquent’s recent behaviour.
Eariler this year, whilst shopping, Balotelli was caught urinating in a disabled toilet, creating a small convoy of handicapped people, some of whom were incontinent.
Also, the striker spent much of last season speaking in Klingon and physically attacking anyone who didn’t respond in kind.
An AC Milan spokesperson, has confirmed that Balotelli’s footballing talent is the only reason he has not been removed from society.
“Mario is driving us round the bend. He’s then driving us round another bend.
“Eventually, when he stops driving the team bus along these windy bends whilst wearing a blindfold and playing the accordion, we tell him he needs to calm down.
“The sharknado incident was the last straw for many. Mario suggested that the fish could become some kind of mascot. But, under further inspection it had already died on the car journey to training.”