Thatcher, whose mother was big in the 80s much like spandex and hair metal, has confirmed he intends to take the Ibrox club to the ‘fucking cleaners’.
He said: “I see Rangers much like a failing African state which has some attractive short term gains, despite being populated with people who have the collective brain capacity of an aborted monkey fetus.
“My inbreeding has taught me to crush the weak within society so that there is only a strong inbred minority left. That’s the world everyone should aspire for, except poor people, they can fuck right off.”
Thatcher also rubbished rumours that he intends to reanimate his mother and place her in charge of Rangers.
He said: “There is absolutely no truth in that ridiculous story. Whenever an evil person dies, there are always stories about them coming back to life or having sex with children.
“Let me assure you that medical science is not quite at that level. Although when it is, I will personally turn the whole world into a living fucking horror movie, which will make Europe in the 40s seem like fucking Candyland.”