Laconic irritant Jose Mourinho has expressed his hatred for former unshaven protege Andre Villas Boas, ahead of their clash this Sunday.
The unlikable Chelsea manager confirmed he is threatened by AVB’s youth, success and lack of ego.
He said: “Just because he doesn’t act like a total clown, does not mean he is better than me.
“I like being a ridiculous person. I operate within an industry which is fundamentally meaningless in the grand scale of human existence and that turns me on.
“I can’t play football but I can bullshit better than a bipolar jewel thief armed with a monthly Euro rail ticket.”
A source close to Tottenham manager AVB confirmed he thinks Mourinho suffered a massive stroke around a decade ago, which has sent him on a roller coaster ride of lies and success.
“Andre insists Jose was not always like this.
“He used to open doors for people, now he has nameless servants unscrew the hinges of every door he walks through and then has the servants and the doors burned together. It’s a bizarre system but it works for Jose.”