The former Porto boss insists that UEFA’s financial fair play has forced all his injured players into claiming incapacity benefit.
He said: “Chelsea are now the footballing equivalent of Tiny Tim from a Christmas Carol. We hobble along with a crutch, while our father gets pushed around by a miserly old fool.
“Man City, on the other hand, are Pip from Great Expectations, as they have a benefactor who operates outwith the law.”
Manuel Pellegrini confirmed that while Mourinho is a professional bullshit artist, Manchester City are indeed a football club without a soul.
He said: “Managing City is like being a Wall Street broker in the 1980s. We only care about ourselves and if it came to it, we would sack all our own fans and replace them with overly enthusiastic North Korean slaves who have no intention of learning English or deviating from their own native culture, which has been polluted with state propaganda.