The news comes after manager Alan Pardew confirmed he has no real strategy, focus or will to win.
He said: “We believe that foreign players are better than the indigenous youth who loiter outside shopping outlets in Newcastle.
“This isn’t based on research or any kind of facts. We just believe it to be true. Viva la France.”
Toon owner and walking embarrassment Mike Ashley also confirmed his fascination with the garlic munching nation.
He said: ” France is a fantastic country. And while I have never actually been there or ever intend to go, I believe that the future of this club rests solely on the sociological developments of that fare republic.
“I think its important to have a healthy disdain for any player who is from England, Scotland or Wales. It’s just part and parcel of being a joke club.
“Newcastle exists solely for the amusement of others. That’s our niche and we are proud of it.”