EPL Wire
Football News You Can Trust
EPL Wire
Navigation
  • Home
  • EPL News
  • Internationals
  • Europe
  • Football League
  • Contact Us
You are here: Home › Europe › Neymar’s Defection Causes Unrest In Rio
← Titus Bramble to Open Centre of Footballing Excellence
Wayne Rooney Revealed As United Whistleblower →

Neymar’s Defection Causes Unrest In Rio

June 22, 2013 | Filed under: Europe, Internationals and tagged with: Barcelona, brazil, Brazil 2014, FIFA, Neymar, Neymar defection, Rio, world cup 2014
www.simplesharebuttons.comDon't be sellfish... Twitter0Facebook0Google+0StumbleUpon0Email

Neymar's transfer causes riots in Brazil(By Dale Kelvin)

The departure of Neymar to Barcelona has resulted in unprecedented scenes of street violence in Brazil.

Flag waving protesters have taken over the main thoroughfares in Sao Paolo and Rio.

Small children in the favelas have abandoned their first love ‘futbol’ to voice their concerns that Neymar’s defection to Spain has lead to increases in public transport costs.

Protests have spread through the major cities as transport infrastructures have ground to a halt.

Bus services to Copacabana have been stopped, and the impromptu games of futbol often seen there, have become a sad and distant memory.

In response to the protests, the Brazilian Government has taken a softly softly approach with baton wielding police officers spraying what looks like ‘party poppers’ at passers-by, and old ladies with shopping trolleys.

The President recalled his cabinet to formulate a plan to kidnap Neymar back from Spain, in a bold attempt to quell the growing disquiet with the government’s overall performance.

Meanwhile in Barcelona, Neymar was seen strolling down ‘the Ramblas’ signing autographs in preparation for pre-season training.

Did you like this article? Share it with your friends!

Tweet

Written by Mark Hodge

Mark is the publisher, editor and media friendly face of EPL Wire. Not that you can see his face, but trust me, it is friendly and in no way disfigured.

← Titus Bramble to Open Centre of Footballing Excellence
Wayne Rooney Revealed As United Whistleblower →

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Recent Comments

  • Roving Mick Pickup on Venky’s To Make Blackburn Player Out Of Meat
  • Roving Mick Pickup on Jack Rodwell Digs Escape Tunnel Out Of City
  • Afrz Sharmin on Cristiano Ronaldo Has An Incredibly Small Penis
  • Roving Mick Pickup on Jack Rodwell Digs Escape Tunnel Out Of City
  • kalkidan on Liverpool Write Steven Gerrard A Dear John Letter
  • Mark Hodge on David Moyes To Be Put Into Coma
  • Thomas Slattery on David Moyes To Be Put Into Coma
  • szdg on Russian Football Fans Unaware Of How Uneducated They Are
  • Mark Hodge on David Moyes To Convert United Heathens To Christianity
  • Jim Verner (missionary to Cambodia) on David Moyes To Convert United Heathens To Christianity

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Tags

alex ferguson andre villas-boas arsenal arsene wenger Barcelona BBC Brendan Rodgers Cardiff City champions league chelsea David Beckham david moyes England england captain England Manager EPL everton FA FIFA gareth bale harry redknapp Joe Kinnear john terry Jose Mourinho liverpool Luis Suarez manchester city manchester united Mike Ashley newcastle newcastle united PSG QPR real madrid Roy Hodgson Scotland sir alex ferguson Spain spurs Sunderland Tottenham Hotspur wayne rooney west ham world cup world cup 2014

Follow me on Twitter

My Tweets

Top Posts & Pages

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Has An Incredibly Small Penis
  • Ronaldo And Bale Set For Penis Measuring Contest
  • Andrey Arshavin Was A Russian Spy
  • Gareth Bale Is World's Most Expensive Hostage
  • Lazio Ultras File For Bankruptcy
  • Ravel Morrison Actually A 42-year-old Father of Six
  • Ravel Morrison Has The Self Esteem Of An Overweight Goth

Archives

  • May 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • August 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013

Disclaimer

EPL Wire is a satirical news site. All the stories covered here are not true and are made up for the amusement of ourselves and others.

© 2019 EPL Wire

Powered by Esplanade Theme by One Designs and WordPress