The former Spurs coach, who looks like an uneducated geography teacher, was sacked by Norwich after another humiliating defeat.
A source close to loser Hughton confirmed he is a boring cunt who no longer has a purpose in life.
The source said: “Chris is a giant pussy who is incapable of disciplining his staff.
“Last week one of the youth team players pooed in his own hands and then started clapping.
“Rather than give the lad into trouble, Chris simply rolled up his sleeves and started Irish dancing in the mess….the whole thing was just bizarre.”
A spokesperson for Norwich revealed that a blow-up doll has now been installed as Interim coach and has instantly built a better rapport with the players than Houghton.
“All the players love the new manager….he got his coaching badges alongside David Moyes.”