The Russian billionaire is a life long fan of the series and believes he has the right amount of palaeontological hatred to make his dream a reality.
A source close to the Chelsea owner revealed that he is delighted with the opportunity.
“Roman has always wanted to take over the world, only to be foiled at the last minute by a former public school boy with daddy issues.
“Right now, he is perfecting his evil laugh and having henchman shot in the chest in front of their families. It really is an exciting time.”
According to a smut peddling tabloid newspaper, the oligarch was approached by an international recruitment firm, thought to be connected with the illuminati.
Abramovich has apparently been on the company’s radar for a while, after he was listed in the Sunday Times’s 100 most eligible sociopaths 5-years in succession.
Secret service agency MI6, who are being lined up as the Russian’s future sparring partners, confirmed they are pleased with the news.
They said: “We always welcome new blood into the world of international espionage. If Roman runs nuclear proliferation like he has his football club, then we are certainly in for a tough time.”
Rumours had circulated about Abramovich’s evil ambitions, after he was seen shark tank shopping in Harrods on Saturday.
Of course, this potential career move may have implications for the future of Chelsea FC.
The Russian owner, who bought the club in 2003, has been criticised in the past for running the club like it was part of an elaborate extra-marital affair.
However, a spokesperson for the West London club, confirmed that they are excited about the expansion of the maniacal owner’s empire.
“We’re delighted that our owner and dear leader Roman Abramovich has decided to fulfil a his life long ambition of becoming a Bond villain.
“Despite this opening the club up to terrorist attacks and government investigations, we fully support his decision to selfishly put all our lives at risk.”