Raunchy England coaching duo Roy Hodgson and Gary Neville are to bump and grind against each other in a bizarre homage to sub- human pop star Miley Cyrus.
National boss Hodgson reveals his addiction to a high powered horse tranquilliser was behind the decision.
He said: “I was fascinated by Miley’s sinister performance with Robin Thicke at the VMA awards.
“I immediately stripped down to my thong and phoned Gary to book a rehearsal.
“Of course I have recently become enslaved by a potent sedative which is used to knock out wild horses in mating season.”
A spokesperson for England coach and Sky Sports pundit Gary Neville revealed he has absolutely no idea what Hodgson is talking about.
“Gary knows nothing about this and is quite rightly traumatised by the thought of Roy Hodgson in a thong.
“There is no doubt that the pressure of being National team boss is affecting Roy’s judgement.”