As England prepare to face three time World Champions Germany on Tuesday, Hodgson admitted that he had no intention of winning the game.
He said: “I always liked the way Neville Chamberlain let Hitler bend him over and slowly massage his political prostate, without so much as a consenting nod.
“If Germany want to beat us, then I believe it would be rude not to be totally submissive. They should have been our Aryan masters, it’s just unfortunate that we eventually resisted their admirable yet totally racist form of uncompromising fascism.”
In perpetration for the friendly match, the England players will watch a 1980s style aerobics video lead by anti-war activist Jane Fonda.
Captain Steven Gerrard believes that the dated work out routine combined with a non-confrontational style mean they have absolutely no chance of winning the game.
He said: “Most us like getting beat, because we aren’t used to success, so we distrust the sensation.
“We are a disgrace to our country and aren’t fit to wear the shirt. In fact, we even bully and ostracize any player who thinks about fulfilling their potential on the international stage. That’s not the England way.”