The Swiss money magnet claims to have fallen in love with Brazil’s underworld while attending the Confederations Cup.
He said: “For the first time in my life I feel at home.
“Many people here value money more than human life, and that is exactly my philosophy.
“I plan to use my contacts in Eastern Europe to assemble a crack team of underpaid workers.
“Then I will create a small, slimy empire built on deceit and tanning oil.”
Blatter’s time as the head of FIFA has been embarrassing and controversial.
Infamously, he once claimed that all women who do not dress suggestively were the direct cause of global warming.
Also, he has continually claimed that corruption in football adds ‘spice’ to the sport and that everyone should “stop complaining and join the party”.
A source close to the soccer fat cat revealed that the club will be called ‘If The Price Is Right’.