The Brosnan era of Bond was akin to a down syndrome Panda’s musings on international espionage and as a result has been largely forgotten.
However, managerial limp dick Bruce has revealed he enjoyed the experience.
He said: “Of course, it was a shock to get the call. Obviously, I jumped at the chance….not literally…I can’t jump because I am so disgustingly fat..I mean I was delighted to get the chance to mouth Bond on screen.”
In order to stop Bruce from talking about this embarrassing subject, a reporter wisely asked him about Hull’s next fixture against comedy outfit Sunderland.
Unsurprisingly, Geordie scumbag Bruce is relishing the match.
He said: “There is little doubt that if the Nazis had won the war, both Sunderland and Newcastle wouldn’t exist right now. But unfortunately, they didn’t and Communism was allowed to spread through out Eastern Europe.
“That’s something that Ian Fleming captured so beautifully in his Bond novels.
“I remember one day on set, Pierce told me that he hoped I would die in my sleep and then spat in my ear hole.”
Bruce was eventually lead away by a private security team hired to stop him from being weird.