Balding lothorio Sven-Goran Eriksson has admitted to having a physical relationship with England striker Wayne Rooney.
According to The Daily Male, the Swedish cockster seduced Rooney while he was manager of the national side.
Eriksson biographer Joe Lovejoy admitted that the former Lazio boss will literally fuck anything that moves.
He said: “He and Wayne were never anything serious. Rooney is married to his high school sweetheart who he has no respect for and Sven just likes sex.
“It’s that simple I’m afraid.”
A source close to Sven revealed the coach has always punched above his weight despite looking like a cross between an accountant and a child molester.
He said: “Even when he was a kid, he looked like an old man who was about as interesting as middle class family’s camping holiday.
“Yet he has always had the ability to bed people who are impressed with money, power and a penis which is both compact and inoffensive.”