Thierry Henry Joins BBC Bore Brigade

Thierry Henry joins BBC World Cup teamInarticulate has-been Thierry Henry has been recruited by the BBC to offer banal analysis on next year’s World Cup.

The former Arsenal show pony appeared on SKY this week with all the charisma of a dilapidated veterinary hospital.

A source within the BBC confirmed the broadcaster wants to recruit as many personality puddles as possible.

The source said: “The Beeb know they can’t compete with the glitz of SKY, so they have decided to go completely the other way and hire a bunch of undead fuck knobs.

“If viewers thought Alan Shearer was boring wait till they see Henry – the guy can’t even finish sentences. It’s like listening to a dementia sufferer who is also a giant cunt – it’s a winning combination and one we hope to take forward.”

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