A source close to Mowbray confirmed he is being coached by 80s humanoid Fabio.
The source said: “Tony wants to become the first international super model who looks like something Jim Henson would throw out his workshop after setting fire to it.”
Asked what preparation Mowbray has been taking, the source responded: “Tony can’t leave his house very often, because he scares women and small children, and also sends even the most docile house hold pets into a panic. He’s uglier than a bull dog’s ball sack.
“So Tony and Fabio work out in his living room, even though Tony was evicted last year and has never actually met Fabio, but just pretends to know him because he is an ugly bastard who’s life is falling apart.”