Vinnie Jones Beaten Up By Little Girl
Snarling film extra Vinnie Jones has been knocked unconscious by an obese 13-year-old actor.
The former Wimbledon defender was left crying hysterically after challenging the young girl to a fight.
An onlooker explained that Jones was dealt a crude lesson in street justice by the overweight child known only as Sheronda.
“The young girl is very popular on set and Vinnie didn’t like it.
“At lunch, Jones walked up to the kid and punched her repeatedly in the face with a bottle. What then ensued was the most brutal unlicensed boxing fight I have ever seen.
“Sheronda showed no mercy and knocked Jones the fuck out.”
There have been constant speculation surrounding the private life of Vinnie Jones, including rumors that he is scared of his own dick shadow.
A source close to the joke human confirmed his self-constructed persona has isolated him from a world which has never known the real him.
The source said: “Vinnie often has dreams, where is actually a show girl from Rio, and not some pathetic pretend hard man who is scared of the colour purple. That’s the actual colour, and not the movie of the same name, which he is indifferent to.”
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