The Arsenal fuck up also revealed he hasn’t hit puberty and cannot read or write.
He said: “I can’t read, I can’t write and I’ve only just started getting a hard-on in the morning.”
He added: “Most elite athletes who aren’t fucking idiots don’t even drink alcohol, never mind smoke cigarettes. But I love spending my days smoking like the big kids and thinking about what tattoos I can get so I can look really cool. That’s the fucking level I operate on.”
Wilshere’s manager Arsene Wenger admitted that he is happy for his players to be a continued embarrassment to the club.
He said: “I always like having at least one player who is mired in a pit of vice and isn’t fulfilling his potential, it makes the other players feel good about their own progress.
“When I first joined the club, Paul Merson used to come in to training, stinking of booze and rented fanny, covered in the blood of stray dogs – we all used to laugh and condone his behaviour because it amused us greatly.”